it cannot eat halloween…
Can eat a little Halloween…. As a treat.
i think “take a hike” is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit
ancestral form of touch grass
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the most important thing is to be snuggly in bed
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oh i get it now the torment is eternal
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People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature
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Bread is just foam which makes me want to eat more bread.
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Totally here for bi squids. (full article here)
I couldn’t resist
The representation we deserve
fucking superb you funky little cephalopods
a mutual “am i attracted to that? i dunno i will fuck it just in case”
so the moon is going to be pink on lesbian visibility day…
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my favorite line in naruto was when naruto said “i hate people who lie to themselves” and throughout the rest of the series he did just that
can’t believe it. iconic. revolutionary
But babe…. he played himself at the end with that very line.
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I’M AT WORK SO IDK IF ANYONE HAS POSTED THIS BUT LIL NAS X JUST SAID “CRUSH ON DANNY PHANTOM” I FUCKING CANT
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contevent-deactivated20210417:
no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists:
contevent-deactivated20210417:
no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists:
We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑
Killing abusive husbands when there is no recourse, on. But killing people skipping military service? I hope she was selective.
No, no, no… she wasn’t poisoning thrm, she was giving them a “potion” that would make them appear very ill for a while so that they would be eligible for skipping military service.
Ho! Much better indeed!
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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
okay but please tell me his videos are still up 🙏
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